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Avatar Korra ([personal profile] allbend) wrote2012-06-03 08:32 pm

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--huh? And what's this contraption?

[ Beep. Beep. Beep. More random button clicking ensues and Korra's accidentally turned on the the video aspect of the PokeGear. She frowns down on the screen, wondering what's she's done with it. ]

Is this thing even on? [ A tilt of her head later-- ] Uh, hello? Can anyone hear me on this radio? Is... Is this place even Republic City anymore? I think I'm lost. I mean, I don't even know how I got here in the first place.

Wherever "here" is, anyway...
foolishwren: What is this, FAIL DAY?! (aw come on REALLY?)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2012-06-08 04:30 am (UTC)(link)
Well, it's not like you left on purpose.

None of us did.

If it makes you feel any better, not everybody stays here for very long.
foolishwren: there's some british kids doing really scary shit to a pig head (so i went to Mad At You Island and. um)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2012-06-10 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
[... Erk. Well, THAT answer's probably not gonna reassure her.]

... Well, I've been here for two years.
foolishwren: i dont respect literally any of you people (wow this place is a freakshow)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2012-06-10 03:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[--JESUS]

[Heather holds the phone away from her ear a little bit, wincing.]


HEY, hey, easy!

Like I said, not EVERYBODY stays that long!

Most people don't, actually.
foolishwren: but i think you should probably check your house for carbon monoxide (PLEASE don't take this the wrong way)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2012-06-11 06:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[That's why she needs to teach her Torchic to do it for her!]

Pretty much, yeah.

People come and go.

You can't really count on anyone staying here forever, and they go home when they go back. So... yeah.

I know it's probably not too reassuring, but...
foolishwren: one day I just decided to cut all the sleeves off my shirts and now im gay (haha idk man)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2012-06-12 07:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Beats me.

What's the point of life?

[aka That question is WAAAAAY above my paygrade.]
foolishwren: as i was, you shall be (UGHGHGHGH)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2012-06-13 06:10 am (UTC)(link)
Might as well.

This place can really knock you off your feet if you're not just going with the flow. Take it from me.

[TIME TO BRING OUT THE EXTRA-TOUGH, POKEMON-BITE-PROOF BIG GIRL PANTIES.]
foolishwren: ;) (*winks but a duck noise happens*)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2012-06-14 12:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[Aha! There we go.]

Now that's the attitude you gotta take with this place.

If it gives you trouble, just... y'know. Punch it.

[That's right. Punch Johto. Right in the FACE.]
foolishwren: TWERKS like Gaston makes it werk like Gaston no one drops down that booty and JERKS like Gaston (nooooo.... OOOOOOONE....)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2012-06-19 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
Heh, thanks! Way I see it, that's the best way to go about it.

[She doesn't mention that she's long since accepted that she can't control this place and its fickle whims-- it's a little too depressing to admit. Especially to someone so gung-ho. Easier to keep a stiff upper lip.]

Honestly, sounds like you'll do pretty well here. What'd they start you off with?
foolishwren: it turns out no one appreciated me saying "You got it, boss!" in an old-timey henchman voice every time anybody told me to do something (got kicked out of the BDSM scene)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2012-06-25 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[Heather blinks. She's never actually seen a Torchic before. It's kinda... cute. You know, for a Fire type, which Heather doesn't tend to be too fond off.]

Fire, huh. Well, you shouldn't have too much of a problem with the second Gym.

If you plan on keeping yourself busy with that stuff, anyway. Not everybody does.

Anyone filled you in on that yet?
foolishwren: new horrorterrors just dropped!! (BABE wake up!!!)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2012-06-26 11:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah? I really oughta get off my ass and get back to it. I've been on a break for WAY too long.

Word of advice: when you get to the third gym, bring earplugs. You'll need 'em.
foolishwren: im looking at jars on ikea.com shut the fuck up. (fuckin.. shut up. Shut up.)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2012-06-27 10:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[MAYBE A LITTLE. It's been some time since Heather's been really motivated to get out there and earn badges-- ever since she abruptly left Ecruteak City without one, it hadn't even really occupied her mind much when it wasn't necessary for getting things. All the disappearances back then had sort of dulled her appetite for victory.]

[Not gonna say that, though.]


Ugh, I wish it was the Pokemon... more like the Gym Leader.
foolishwren: it does, in fact, follow. 9/10 (TITLE ACCURACY: "It Follows" (2014))

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2012-06-28 09:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Eh, not really. I mean, technically there's an order, but I've gone out of it before. Some people just get the ones they need to like... get the specific rewards they want and leave it at that.

But uh, yeah. Some girl named Whitney.

Cries like you murdered her family in front of her if you win.

I have no idea how she got the job.

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